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April 29, 2005

*yawnns*

Had to wake up early again. Lucky I slept halfway watching AC Milan VS PSV. The goal came in the 90th minute. So I was given the ardous task to wake yy jie. Took me around 15 minutes making 24 calls. Slept for 30 mins again before some horrible dreams woke me up and I couldn't sleep anymore

Later went to make my card. My mum decided to apply for some new plan and took about 1.5 hours to hear the man make his 'speech'. In the end I was late meeting yy, Jan & Kaiyi. (how can I be later than yy. tsk.. =X)
Went to this Adecco for our job interview. There was this part in the form where it requested for my past working experience.
Companies worked in the past: Long Ma
Position Held: Sales MANAGER
Reason of leaving: Contract expired
Needless to say, we had a good laugh later when she questioned if I really held that high a position. Seems that she trust our sales promoting skills. I'm not confident though. What if i fail that interview next Friday! =X Touch wood.

Later went to walk walk with the girls, looking at THEIR clothes. Later when Janice and Kaiyi left, I walked with yy all around, eating ice cream and talking and walking non-stop, even while eating ice-cream, visiting all the malls we could see from Wisma to Centrepoint etc etc. (adapted from her blog). She's a weird girl who only stands on the right when you're walking with her. Maybe she saw some article stating accidents happen more likely on the one standing on the left.

Went to meet Jeremy at HG mall before going to his house to watch Chelsea Vs Liverpool. Pierced my ears on the same spot where I let it close because of infection. Better take care it well this time round. Chelsea VS Liverpool was another disappointment. SO BORING. I think I had more fun crapping with Jeremy, recording our own singing, dreaming of cutting our own album, taking a picture for our album, playing PS and eating LOTSA snacks.

Woke up near afternoon later, left for home to get more sleep. Somehow stuck in my dream when Jen called me, but managed to force myself out of it to reply her. And so we went to Jasmine's house to visit her. She was suffering from a sore eye. I was thinking how she placed ice from a cup of soft drink into her eyes. Not really a wonder that if she doesn't suffer from this. She's looking better now though. So I was really there to watch TV. Later Ken jio-ed me to watch PLPFC VS Alberex. Practically bored my friends and I to tears, not to say the girls. Guess they weren't really watching; one was talking to his friend on the phone as if she was the commentator, the other maybe engaging in her own activities. J & J left and half-time and we left not soon after to bang in our own goals in a street soccer court.

Nice day really today. Off to continue chionging Feng Yun 2..


Posted by will at 12:31 AM


April 24, 2005

风吹落最后一片叶

我的心也飘着雪

爱只能往回忆里堆栈

给下个季节

忽然间树梢冒花蕊

我怎么会都没有感觉

整条街 都是恋爱的人

我独自走在暖风的夜

多想要向过去告别

当季节不停更迭

却还是少一点坚决

在这寂寞的季节

艳阳高照在那海边

爱情盛开的世界

远远看着热闹一切

我记得那狂烈

窗外是快枯黄的叶

感伤在心中有一些

我了解 那些爱过的人

心是如何慢慢在凋谢

多想要向过去告别

当季节不停更迭

却还是少一点坚决

在这寂寞的季节

又走过风吹的冷冽

最后一盏灯熄灭

从回忆我慢慢穿越

在这寂寞的季节

还是寂寞的季节

一样寂寞的季节


Posted by will at 6:13 PM


April 22, 2005

OMG, we wasted our damn time watching EPL. Both boring matches with only 1 goal in both of them.

Waiting for the matches instead was more worthwhile. My Date With A Vampire 1 is still so nice. And we watched the gays getting eliminated in Amazing Race, nice feeling. Watched Allan Wu doing us proud in Fear Factor. He freed himself from a wheel, downed 21 shots of worms+maggots+beetles+rotten fish eyes mix, and nearly niched the US$25,000 ! If he could have leaned down lower when we was doing the air-surfing, he would have did it. Just too bad he didn't..

Downloaded couple of new songs while we were watching the match. It was so boring that I was nearly gave up and sleep. Eventually we did, but after watching the frustrating match. Jeremy busy counting his winnings while I was sleeping.

After I woke up in the morning, went K Box with Des, Yong Jin, Si Yong & Jeremy. Jeremy sings like a gay, and Des is trying to imagine he's a rock star. The combined effect was disastrous of course. Managed to bear with it though. Went back to Jeremy's house where they mahjong-ed the whole afternoon, while I downloaded more songs.

Tang and Ber came later in the afternoon just for fun. I had fun too, watching Tang get abused on CS. =P

That ends my long day. Now for my SARA LEE CAKE!


Posted by will at 11:38 AM


April 21, 2005

Sitting in a comfy place in Jeremy's house blogging.

Tiff. had to message of all times but in the morning. Waking me up from a beautiful dream. -.-

Aloy told me he was sick and couldn't make it for the student card appointment. So I thought I could go accompany Mari to tour the school. Who knows Aloy suddely became ok and told me to meet him at SP. So proceeded to take 74. First time going there by bus, naturally worried about stopping at the wrong stop. Initially I thought it would take a LONNG time. Surprise! took me just 50 minutes to reach there. Perhaps its due to the light traffic. I better get up early on the first day to take the bus when there's super light traffic. bleahhs.

So, I took my queue number, and that lady told me I was to pay the misc. fees by cash. Thought it was deducted from the Interbank Giro thing. $116.25!! I didn't have that kind of money at that time! BUT LUCKY LUCKY, there was Aloy there, and LUCKY his dad gave him extra money so that I could pay on the spot to save me another trip there. Waited waited and waited, took my photo. That girl made a comment when I was smiling like, 'You really look happy!' LOL. Shy liao. Proceeded to take my student card and lanyard. However, Aloy's hair was too long and had to wait until Friday before he could take a photo. Sway lor. I think I'll be making a trip down with him too. Perhaps making our tertiary farecard as well. He said there would be more chio-bus in the morning when we register for camps. =PpP

Waiting for EPL matches now. Watching My Date With A Vampire 1 at the meantime. Ancient show..


Posted by will at 2:59 PM


April 20, 2005

Finally completed my mum's powerpoint presentation. What was more interesting was talking to YY when I was doing it. I feel I'm telling her more and more everytime i talk to her. My sister agony? More like sister meh meh la. =P

Was watching the NKF charity show. Wasn't as interesting compared to the one that had foreign stars in it. I guess charity shows would be better done in a concert rather than risking artistes' careers with stunts we've been watching for around 10 years. Halfway through, I accidentally fell asleep. Had this dream (or was it a dream?) that I was slapped out of it. I jumped up and looked around, still in a daze. Had been having so many dreams so lately. Perhaps due to too much idling.

Tang woke me up with a phone call. He asked if I wanted to go to the restaurant he was working in for a trial. I agreed, but was having 2nd thoughts. Moreover, I was slow in preparing myself. In the end I didn't go. He told me to go to Giodarno's interview on Wednesday. Agreed, but again having 2nd thoughts. Godmum also asked me if I could go back to Dragon Horse to work yesterday, I already said I couldn't commit for more than 3 weeks. Frustrating. If the job offers came earlier, maybe I would have been working. I may need cash now, but I'm not willing to work now. 1 month left to enjoy myself now anyway. Like Pearlin said, I might as well idle and read some books. I'm looking forward to baking cookies with her anyway. She's been laid-off too! =)) Guess the better option now is to wait for YY to come back and learn drumming with her.

Went with kor to Kovan to have our lunch. Then we went to look for the frogs his friend wanted to feed fishes. =X My shelf came later. Its a 5 rack, slightly taller than me and just fit into my room de shelf. Fitted everything into it and now my room really looks like a library. Ready for school! Shagged by clearing up. ZzzZ..

AND FINALLY, or should I say it was already destined that the casino must be built. I guess no matter how the people in SG object to the decision of builing a casino in SG, it will still be built. They would always try to justify the disadvantages with how the casino is going to spin money in the tourism aspect. Hopefully, it wouldn't cause more damage than its benefits and hopefully, there's really so much extra revenue that all my school fees get subsidised! YippiE~

YY is returning on Thursday! I'm waiting eagerly for her return. ^-^

A last note to 'sweetheart'. Pai seh buay hiao kin.


Posted by will at 2:04 PM


April 17, 2005

'Cambridge Dict. told me Impossible means unable to exist, but Adidas told me, 'Impossible is nothing' ' Adapted from Rovin again.

To the movies today with Jasmine & Co. First time hear Jasmine so crappy, say want to wear a bikini go. At last also never wear. We were still saying she dao kia lor. Watched SAMARA. Wasn't that scary la. Just a few shockers, but plot is quite predictable. I was down there laughing at a few scenes that didn't go out that well. That Jyrminn really believed what I told her, keep fearing that a hand will come out from the walls of the cinema. HAHA. In the end I had to switch seats with her. The whole movie was boring me to tears. I just feel the suspense is carried out in a far-fetched way, and you have to wait for some scenes that YOU KNOW will happen. And Samara climbing the well made the whole thing look like Spiderman 3: Revenge of Samara. 2 out of 5 stars. I really hope Revenge Of The Sith can be released faster.

After that, went back to Long Ma to visit everyone. Miss them so much man, especially Ah Lan. Uncle was telling me that I come back with more girls everytime. Actually, this is to prevent those fags from trying to mess with me. If they were to, so coincidentally, be there, at least I can grab Jasmine and say she's my girl what. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. LOL. Accompanied Jenna and JR to buy their electronics stuff. That auntie hit the nail on the head, those girls are really childish. Can't grow up la. That's why I gave them what looked like a black face before that. At least that could shut them up a bit. Pai seh buay hiao kin lor.

Finally back home onto my cosy bed. Shagged by those 'AHH, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE' Mum bought lots of food for us to enjoy after I woke up. And now here I am, munching on a Sara Lee cake, chatting to 5 people and blogging.


Posted by will at 2:14 PM


April 16, 2005

To her self-proclamied Majesty

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!


ALL HAIL HER MAJESTY~ -.-

14 years old le wor. Nothing much, guess you're matured enough. No one understands you though, so all I can say is BE HAPPY! Give me that smile more! =))


Posted by will at 3:05 AM


April 15, 2005

Dreammmy~

Saw YY's attempt to find me. The super spendthrift spent all her money on her own things and forgot to buy her didi and daddy presents. She was going ki siao liao. LOL. Couldn't help her la of course. Feeling so guilty. =X Ki siao over another thing though, but lets not elaborate. =D

Went K Box with YF jie, Pearl, Xinni and Wicky. Sang like hell for 5 hours there. Me and lao niang pig, eat so many bowls of the tidbits. Drank lots of Shirley Temple aka Chili Pepper. We were watching that Wu Yin Liang Pin's Zhang Xin MV, and YF jie pointed to us that the windows in the background were moving by themselves. REALLY LEH! NOBODY IS IN THE HOUSE LOR! Godamn eerie. Those who want to see it, please jio me to K Box one day, if you don't mind my horrid singing.

Went to Chomp Chomp later for dinner. Waited for seats for so damn long. No extra tables set up on the street like they do it usually. We waited for around 30 minutes before getting a nice table. Those rich guys started ordering LOTS of food. I just sat there and ate. WAHAHA. Got stingray la, clams la, squid la, chicken wings la, satay la, hokkien mee la, blahs.. Better than the topshells yesterday la. The stall gave us a free Chin Chow Zui lor, must be see Xinni too chio la. But later cannot finish it. Play Zhong Ji Mi Ma to settle all the leftovers lor. Cannot play with Uncle Edwin arh, he studied psychology, seems to know what number we are thinking. I lost once and drank so much until I almost vomitted. Xinni also la. Should've seen the look on her face lor. On the verge of vomitting like that. Helped to finish Pearlin's share too 'cos she Yan Fang and Xinni help to settle my 'financial difficulties'. THANKS A LOT! =)

Walked out to the bus stop to aid digestion a bit. Returned home for a well-deserved rest. zZzz~


Once again, thanks to YF jie, Pearlin niang and Xinni!

To Wicky, stop escaping from camp la. Always geng wan. LOL.

ONE NIGHT IN BEIJING, DON'T EVER DRINK TOO MUCH WINE~! =P



Posted by will at 2:59 PM


April 14, 2005

A boring day, decided to spend it at Jen's house to let her finish up The Butterfly Effect. I think the best thing to do at her house is to be glued to that TV while she's busy fiddling with her computer. Bernice was at home slacking too. She said she was 'too tired' to attend school. Fair enough, though she was out to Hougang Mall later. -.- Some more still caught in the rain. We have to go 'rescue' her lor. And Jen was doing this ice-skating thing when we were walking there. Lamer. AHH. but the rain felt warm. =P

Rain rain rain. Nothing to do. So we continued to be glued to the black box, watching this Stephen Chow's show. Started to watch The Butterfly Effect later. I didn't know whether the 2 sisters were watching; one was glued to the computer screen while the other was half dead on my shoulders. Have to keep explaining to the U-16 Bernice. I think she didn't know what was going on throughout the show, until we reached the ending, and their comment was like, 'So sad!'. I guess the saddest thing was that Jenna wasn't even watching.

Dinner up next.

and, for those who guessed wrongly or didn't guess at all, this.. is the ULTIMATE MA LA TOPSHELLS! According to godmum, it contains 5 chilli padis and a whole chunk of raw garlic. Didn't know anything when I saw it, just popped into my mouth. I turned red and had to drink a whole cup of water. IT IS SO DAMN SPICY! Godmum power la, ate a few then still look alright, though she said that that amount of chilli padi was crazy (the maid cooked it). So we had this ULTIMATE MA LA TOPSHELL CONTEST. All of us had to down as much of this. Seriously, the dish may be a bit too spicy, but its nice! LOL.

Taught Bernice geography before I left. A miracle that I could still remember what I learnt 3 years ago. She was complaining that all my answers were so short. Bleahhs... well, she still copied it down! That was what our WONDERFUL geog. teacher taught us last time mah.

Still managed to wake up to the Juventus VS Liverpool match but half-asleep throughout the whole match. Woke up to find that the match ended with NO GOALS. WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME!



Posted by will at 12:45 PM


April 12, 2005

to Bernice..

HAPPY BDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BDAY TO BERNICE~
HAPPY BDAY TO YOU!


bleahhs. 14 year old le. Please be more mature ok? =)


Posted by will at 4:32 PM


April 11, 2005

Suddenly thinks blogging is such a chore..

Street soccer as usual on Friday. Attendance still not bad, many late-comers as usual. Like Bob say, 7 p.m means 8 p.m to us. Next time must say 6 p.m start. Got warmed up first with a bunch of noobs who love kicking their own balls lor. Real ball hoggers. Decided to pit our own team against their team. They have a nice tactic that goes like shoot-once-you-see-the-goal. Wasn't too impressed with their legs-at-my-face as well. Went physical with them and they started complaining. Wimps. Should see them flying all around though. One of them looked so much like Kiko from Neopets lor (I still remember wor. =S) Flying Kiko wor, do so much 'fanciful' footwork until fall down. We were so amused until we lost the game. -_-''

Homecoming on Saturday. Didn't miss the oppurtunity to visit juniors, meet friends and reunite with seniors lor. Suddenly feel so old there. Met Beverly and gang for the first time lor. All cute cute de. Met up with gang and they played this 'bowling' game with coconuts la. Damn CZ, display so much action there, what run-up, aim le so long and threw the coconut into the girl tending the store lor. Laugh until peng la. That poor girl was showing this crying+trying to smile expression. Its must have hurt badly of course but CZ went to apologise to her and console her a bit la. My daughter also de, don't know how come she bought so many coupons la. But Derrick was there to buy her coupons lor. So we enjoyed satay with all that. Sheng Le and gang must BBQ for us until siao lor. =P Went to walk walk with Tiff for many rounds in the school. She was goping food here and there lor, naughty girl la. After that went back to eat Ken's banana split lor. Qian Jie was tricking me with the banana skins, HAHA. LAME.

After that, jen came to my house but I no time to entertain her la, just dead beat le. She used my computer all the while and realised how frustrating my internet was. LOL. However, she left something lying in my recycled bin that I wouldn't have discovered if she didn't delete. EXTRA LOR. Now there's nothing to hide, sily girl.

Oh yeah, something worth mentioning about. AM looks so happy on Sat. Wonders if she saw his dream guy coming back to school or an important date coming. If only she could give me that happy face everytime I met her...

Feel that I'm missing everyone more everytime I see them in school. I think I won't want to see them again. =PpP

and.. QI CAI QI CAI QI CAI! I MISS YOU! 'cos you told me to mention you. =P




Posted by will at 8:04 AM


April 06, 2005

Worrying about poly enrolment these few days. SP's finance office is really crap. The 3 operators are forever not in. Finally, it was my brother to the rescue (not very grateful though). He used his NUS account to e-mail SP with RE: VERY URGENT as his subject. Lame. Still a lot of forms to go through.

Late for the morning shift of the medical check-up today, thanks to Sel's online enrolment (U OWE ME LUNCH JIES! =P) So rested at Jeremy's house before going for the afternoon shift. His Olympic game is so boliaos lor. Keep pressing the buttons until his arm almost cramp. LOL. I was laughing non-stop seeing his antics. Almost couldn't get a queue number for the afternoon shift. Only 50 numbers were given in one shift. Bernard, Jeremy, Tang & I got queue no. 46, 48, 35, 30. So darn lucky. One of the girl's father was complaining that her daughter rushed down from work just for this medical. Hard luck dude. I waited almost 2 hours to get into check-up. Quite fun, X ray, blood pressure, pee test, followed by pressing all around. I found out that most people, while trying to shoot pee on the paper, misaim and shoot onto the floor, the seat and all around la. HAHA! I was ultra-accurate lor, having supressed my Nigeria Falls for the 2 hours. Power was all I had when I turned on my tap. =P There was this girl who went red after the nurse told her to write down any PMS or Da Yi Ma lor. Nurses there are damn direct. Interesting.

After that, as promised, went back to Xinmin to see Tiff's Corporal promotion lor. So coincidental, first met Jen, then Bernie, then Kaiyi, Janice, all those people I know. I thought I would be lost there initially. So off I went to see Lisa trying her best to take the squad. Suddenly recalled the day I was having my Corporal test. I was asking Cassandra for all the commands lor. Hmm, wonder where the hell she is now. Haven't seen her for years. Guess Lisa did her best, just too soft and laugh too much. Don't even know what she laughing about when i wasn't even smiling to her. But that's her lor, laughing all the way. I like her dimples by the way, that cute girl. Tiff. also la, break that time gan cheong spider like that, revising her commands at the eleventh hour. In the squad also =D all the way. I guess they're too happy to see me la.. bleahss~ =P

Miss Xinmin and all those bunch of people so much. But, oh well, life is always moving on and on. Time and tide waits for no man. I've got to accept that I have to move into Poly soon and start knowing some new buddies in DBE/DEEE.

An ending note to Bernie, stop showing off your large banana. Just down it.

Happy Belated B'day to Lee Peng! Gift coming someday la~ Be patient la. Haha..

Missing everyone, ex-4e2,ex-2e2, Xue'e & gang, darlin' daughter, Am & Jen Co. , Baby and Kelly Pte. Ltd...

Just 2 hours to Liverpool VS Juventus...


Posted by will at 2:59 AM


April 04, 2005

will-me.blogspot.com, the source of non-stop lame stuff.

Played a match in the rain with Galaticos. Waterlogged field all the way, just sucks. Cooling though, so none of the usual first team people woke up, leaving us with a team of people who are severly lacking in fitness. All of us must be sleeping on the field; within 10 minutes, those motivated bunch of people already scored 2. Luckily, i clawed one back before the half time break. That boastful Desmond not boast for fun lor, say score 3 for us to see, and almost did that wor. Halfway in the match some scout tried to recruit them for a trial. Had mine, quit mine. I felt that ultimately finished them when we were leading by 1 goal. All of them got cooled down and lost their composure for Des and Raymond to score 2 more to make the final score 5-2.

Received my Poly enrolment package. Lots of damn troublesome forms and lots of damn thing to do. Apply this apply that until want to peng liao. I read through all the forms for 5 hours and still didn't managed to get what they were talking about. Already made a mistake in my online enrolment. Nice work, SP. Now I have to call them to ammend it. GAWDAMNIT~

Went to Rice Table for lunch today. Indonesian Cuisine never tasted any better. It was a buffet kind of lunch which you could keep ordering to refill your dishes. Sad to say, we didn't display our super kiasuism, only refilled once, but enough to keep my stomach full until 5 hours later. So unexpensive too (I'm trying not to use the word cheap =P)! Costs just around $50 for 4 people. Nice huh? Near Orchard's OG, try it if you're lacking of choices for lunch.

Damn it, mom is calling me to mop the floor, and dad is calling me to wash his car again....


Posted by will at 8:04 AM


April 02, 2005

I LOVE YOU

adapted from rovin's frenster page, a rather meaningful thing to share...

One day, i know i gonna meet you.
It`s so stupid to start loving you before i met you.
It isn`t romantic,it isn`t sweet, it`s tourchering!I hate that you ain`t here with me .
I hate to know that u will be late....
i won`t start loving you till i found you.
i hate u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND ME FAST !!!!!!!!!!!
Down the road... i found you.
I hate you because you turn up late. i won`t forgive you!
i`ll grumble thru our life, dates or even when i sees you.
But i still love u, because u still came for me.
There is no says that i`ll be found, get me n i`ll love u no matter what.....
even if u hate me too. i know our hate will get us closer to love.
seperation before we met is a test for us.
i`ll be searching for u, look out for me!
i miss u lots.

TO SOMEONE OUT THERE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I don't know


Posted by will at 4:30 PM
fuck that phone line, for that amount of boredom it has brought to me..

Nothing interesting these few days, the cycle just continues - sleeping, eating, sleeping, eating. That phone line was a real pain in the ass. Suddenly, I was playing more FIFA 2005 and mahjong than I ever played. I completed a season in 2 days, unlike the past where I used to use at least 1 month to complete one. Mahjong was getting hopeless, those idiots in the game were throwing all the tiles to other players. I couldn't even win at least 5 rounds after playing for an hour. FARK~

rare rare. weitang asked me to jog together. I jumped at the chance since err.. it was great for my health. =P Almost fly him aeroplane, 'cos i really felt like ZzzZzZzz ... I thought he would be earlier than me, scar-li he woke up later than me lor.. that fag. But anyway, still managed to do our morning jog la. Really no fitness liao, run until almost die on the road lor. Go back home, bey ta han liao, ZzzZ...all the wayyy~ The next day, we fly each other aeroplane. What great telepathy we have. =D

My mum was complaining of her Doctor's Day buffet that she paid $25 for and didn't get get a single bite. So she made be bake that pack of chicken poppers in the freezer again. I must admit this. We have been chicken poppers almost everyday since we ate it the first time. IT JUST TASTES SO GOOD! Its more worthy than eating that tiny weeny box of popcorn chicken at KFC. Just so crispy and tender. Slurppss~ If you want to try it, its Farmpride's Chicken Poppers. Deep fry it or for a healthier and tastier choice, bake it in a convectional oven. 220 F Degrees, 25-30 mins. Lie down in front of the TV and enjoy.

For some fucking reasons, that fag called me today in the afternoon. Must be someone at the shop trying some shit. If someone could inform this person, tell that fag to stop calling me. She isn't supposed to know my number at all. I still love the female gender, girls or woman. Its not that I am unsympathetic. If you want me to have some sympathy for them, then have some sympathy for me first. I am a guy, you are a girl, and the fag is neither. You can understand them, I can't understand the both of you. If u don't want me to screw you up, then stop screwing me up. I don't know whether I can castrate you, but I can still make orange juice out of them (STOP LYING, ITS ORANGES~!) So stand where you are, fags.


Maybe Bernie is right. I wouldn't want to die a virgin BUT, I would defintely want to die a straight guy. No implants, operations and oranges.

Nice work surgeons, but our earthquake-hit neighbours need the fruits for consumption.









Posted by will at 9:40 AM