This week is a really suay week for me. Tio shoot back and fall sick.

Experts say, Oreos can make rejectees feel better. So I decided to try it. I sat there and thought about it. Actually most people do not know how amazing Oreos works. So I will be kind and guide them along.

OREOS!



Ok. So I presume people should know the slogan of Oreos, the Twist, Lick, Dunk thing. Of course, there are different combinations and permutations of these 3 moves. Today we'll concentrate on one of the 3 moves, the Dunk part.

Dunk(dngk)
v. dunked, dunk·ing, dunks
v. tr.

1.To plunge into liquid; immerse. See Synonyms at dip.
2.To dip (food) into a liquid food, such as a beverage or sauce, prior to eating.
3.Basketball. To slam (a ball) through the basket from above.
(WHY THE HELL WOULD WE SLAM OUR PRECIOUS OREO INTO A BASKET?!)

In Oreo language, we shouldn't confuse dip with dunk. Dunk is dunk, dip is dip. When we dunk, we would drop the WHOLE oreo into the liquid, which in this case, is milk. (which asshole would dunk it into plain water or worse, coke?)


And here we go. We start dunking our oreo into the milk.

Into the milk the Oreo goes..


Make sure the whole piece of Oreo gets in contact with the milk. If done correctly, the design of the Oreo should show up in white and the word OREO should be very visible as seen below.

Alright, timing is important here. The Oreo will begin to submerge into the milk like a submarine. Effervescence will be observed here..

..wait until it completely submerge into the milk..

Now, that's what people are clueless about - the right time to take the Oreo out.

If we should take out the oreo too fast..

Wrong. Oreo is still too hard.




that would be as good as dipping the oreo into the milk. Oreo-lovers hate dippers. Dippers are considered cowards and are snubbed upon. In 2001, there was even the Kyoreo Protocol to stop dippers from spreading the harmful effects of dipping.

However, if we sink the oreo into the milk and go take a pee before coming back to take it up..

Wrong. Fudged-up Oreo.

well, although there is no steps to stop this, I'm sure you still wouldn't want this.

This is the tricky part. There is actually a formula to calculate the time we have to wait before taking the Oreo out.

Time taken (in seconds)= Area of Oreo/Height of Milk


The area of an Oreo is pi x (4.30)^2 = 58.0 cm^2. The optimum height of milk used should be around 5 cm tall. Therefore..

Time taken (in seconds)= 58/5

= 11.6 seconds


Note: Time starts when the whole Oreo goes in contact with the milk.

..and we should get this!

Correct!




This gives the Oreo an 'ice-cream effect'. The oreo seems to be melting, but it will melt in your mouth, not in your hand!

Of course, the effect will vary with the amount of strength you put on the Oreo and several other factors. Due to experimental errors, the time have been rounded off to 10 seconds.

No more frustration from fudged(fucked)-up Oreos when dunking them! Isn't this wonderful?













Disclaimer: The information stated above is true only if you believe it is true.

The year is 2099. The Poo Republic has broken off from the Tehs over a recipe which combines Poo with Teh. Both were in conflict over what it should be named. The Poo Republic wanted it to be named POOteh while the Tehs wanted it to be named pooTEH. In the end, the Poo Republic waged a war on the Tehs, vowing to throw all the Tehs into the sai keng.

The Deathpoo lands on Planet Tehooine. Announces Darth Will he then..

Darth Will: (HEEEE HOOOOO) TEH, JIAT SAI BA!

Deathpoo's door opens. Out on the ground the stormpoopers march out. 1 million stormpoopers there is.

'ALL HAIL OUR MASTER'

Darth Will: Wa eh kia, ATTACK ARH~

Stormpoopers: Yes, my Lord (Advances forward.)

The Tehs shock tio liao. They didn't anticipate this attack. But, came out a self-proclaimed brave zha bor..

redTEH: ni men bu yao pa! wo PROTECT ni men!

redTEH sibei tulan liao..

TEHs: ok! ni qu lor! BYE BYE!

Too bad, redTEH noob la, don't know that TEH special power is Pang teh people mah. So left her alone to fend for herself.

redTEH: wo bu hui pa ni men de!

-Out pops up Darth Will's daughter, Padme Poo-

kua si mi kua?

Padme Poo: aiyah papa, this redTEH so kacang puteh, I settle for you la!

Darth Will: (HEEEE HOOOO)...

Before Darth Will could say anything, Padme Poo had unleashed one of the most feared Poodi move, Poopie Blast.

redTEH: WA SI LIAO!

..and so, redTEH was the first teh thrown into the sai keng. Darth Will bey gam. He swear that he'll find out the whereabouts of other teh and throw them ALL into the sai keng.

-TO BE CONTINUED-

To YT:



Yep. That's Ashin. I've decided to lend my hand to the Anti-Ashin Campaign 2005.


..






alright, just for today only. He's too good for us to hate him.

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SP Flag Day! Met up with class at Raffles Place. So I was with Marvin, Kelvin and KY. Everyone looked Yoda-fied with the fucking ugly green shirt. We walked from Clarke Quay to Fullerton.. and everywhere. There was this really generous Ang Moh that gave me a $2 note to start off my tin. Later, it was the same thing, coins and more coins. Even ended up getting chased away by a security guard. My bad day was just starting.

I've had enough. We decided that we went to Bugis instead of staying in Raffles Place where all the office guys and ladies were rushing off to sit in their comfortable office. Moreover, I knew I could make a pile back at Long Ma. OMG. Boss was so generous, donating $10 at one go. The others were also so nice, donating notes to me. Reached my target immediately and was slacking around. However, Marvin and Kelvin were still suffering under the hot sun..


Begging for alms sucked.



JUST 5 BUCKS. 5 BUCKS FOR ALL THE STICKERS!



I was just 2 hours before I received some fuck on my phone. Totally fucked-up



Back at SP, it was worse. Tai took his own mother-fucking sweet time to get to the room. His message to me -'I'll be here in 20 minutes time. . .' Yeah, 20 minutes. In addition to his fussy money counting style, It took us almost 2 hours before we could leave.

We must have went bonkers on Flag Day, we began flagging for an MRT. Went to meet up with YF-jie at HG Mall, just to discover my farecard couldn't be unlocked and YF-jie was urmm, late? My throat started to hurt lots and my stomach was feeling weird too. In my state, I couldn't walk for long too. We just had dessert and I bought Ling Yang, hoping to feel better after drinking it. Instead, I found out it was Ginseng, damn bitter! OMG. But wasn't as bitter as what I was feeling in my heart...

-dead-

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To YOU, yes, (points at YOU), YOU.. :

Yes, its gone. ( rejoices \/ ) My confidence all balik kampung already.
I didn't know this type of things even had timing. 90 minutes over, no extra time, no penalties.

Unfair to you? Yes. Unfair to me too. No one is going to care how much I try to commit.

I'll still hold on to any lifelines thrown at me. If there's any.

(waves at you) bye bye for now. I don't need anyone's pity.

Forget it. Pointing to you is rude, and I can't change your in-my-opinion lousy decision. I surrender. (waves my white flag)

First day at school! Travelled to school alone. On my way, there was a paranoid NP student beside me who kept looking flustered and at his watch. He couldn't sit properly, while I just sat there and listen to my music. So damn annoying.

And so I walked into the campus without hopes of meeting anyone familiar there. Confirmed my class before I went to the Freshmen Orientation. All the talks were so fucken boring. For some reasons, those guys on the stage can't R their Rs and L their Ls. 'Peez dun paee soccee in the libee arh!' BTH. I tried to contact those guys at the School of Business, funny though, none of them picked up my call. So I went to grab lunch on my own. I was having a bit of gastric as I didn't had enough food in the morning. After lunch, decided to explore the campus on my own. Walk and walk until I got lost halfway. After I managed to find my way, I was already drenched in pespiration. So didn't walk again and waited at T14 for the SPICE training to start.

Got a glimpse of DBE1B22. I think my class is not bad, 6 girls and a whole load of guys! No comment on the girls. =X Not as many geeks in the class as I thought. Started to know more of the guys there. I think that our class has quite a number of look-alikes! One of them looked like Huo Jian Hua, the other a bit like Ah Liang, and one of the girl looked like Belinda as I was told. Of course, I was told I looked like someone too...

Quite a nice day today. Not as scary as I though. Hope to know more of those people in my class tomorrow. And pray that some chinese high guy doesn't sleep on my shoulders on my way back home. FUCK~

Name: Wilson Chan

What does your name mean? Wheel-son. Its supposed to mean that i'm as useful as a wheel and keep on progessing and improving.

How old are you? Turning 17 this coming birthday. *winks*

How old are you mentally(as in are you mature?)? 28? I do it only if I want to.

Hair colour. Black with a tinge of blonde.

long or short. short

Describe yourself in 5 words. My name is Wilson Chan! =D

What are your worst qualities. jealous, stubborn, flares up too easily

What are your best qualities. thrifty, humble, determined.

How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning. half an hour, 15 mins more if I need to shit.

~SLEEP~

Do you dream at night? Always.

What time do you go to bed usually? 2-3 a.m

What time do you wake up normally? 8-10 a.m

What time do you wake on weekends? 8-10 a.m

do you sleep with one pillow or two? two.

~SCHOOL~

Do you like school? Hopefully. I haven't even been there.

Why/why not? *slaps you*

Whats ur fave subject? maths and chinese, though i don't really excel in them.

Do you have a fave teacher? Mr Lim? His teaching style is cool. or even MRS LEE? =X

Ever had a crush on a teacher? nahs.

Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? more of maths/science

~FRIENDS~

Do you have heaps of friends? Quite, but not as many as sel. She seems to know every single Earthling

Do you have a best friend? Best FRIENDS.

Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? a WEE bit more girl friends

Do you ever get annoyed at any friend? Of course, I'm human.

Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? Maybe I could try that one day. =D

~FAMILY~

Do you like your parents? like what YY said, I love them!

Ever run away from home? Thats too childish and boring an idea to cross my mind.

Ever thought about it? I have only thought about kicking all the family members in the house out.

Do you have any siblings? 1 elder brother

If so, do you like or get annoyed with them? Of course.

How old are they? 22.

If not, do you mind being an only child? Yes. I hate loneliness.

Do you feel your parents spoil you? Of course they do, but thats 'cos they love me. However, they have their limits.

Do you not get along with any of your family? We have friendly fights occasionally.

Do you have big family get togethers ever? Every Saturday at my granny's house.

~RELATIONSHIPS~

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.

If so, are you in love with them? *punches you*

How long have you been together? *kicks you*

Most romantic thing they've ever done for you? *jumps on you*

Do you have a crush? maybe..

How long have you liked them? a few hours.

Have you ever experienced unrequited love? never really.

Even know what it is? of course. check the dictionary la!

~Sex~

Believe in casual sex? Kinda.

When do you plan/when did you lose your virginity? 1 night just before I get married!

~Religion~

Do you have a religion? yeah.

Do you practice it? yeah.

Do you believe in God? yeah.

Jesus? yeah.

Satan? nahs. Its really the evil you in your heart given a name.

Heaven? yeah.

Hell? yeah.

If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you? I believe I'll be surrounded by my close friends around my bed, and that I'll be sleeping peacefully there.

Does death scare you? kinda, I think I still have lots of things that I have not done.

~Morals~

Have you ever been drunk? I don't like alcoholic drinks.

taken drugs? yeah. pandadol, flu medicine, ventolin.

stolen? yeah, but that was in the past.

shoplifted? nahs. my skills are too lousy. =P

tried to commit suicide? never.

gotten into a fight? always, but we make up after 5 minutes always.

are you more innocent or guilty? innocent!

Would you date a drug addict? yup, if she is willing to listen to me.

have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict? no.

Are you racist? kinda.

Are you discriminatory to anyone? of course. anyone remember Marcus? =P

Have you been a hypocrite in the past? I forgot. I seem to have. =X

Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? open.

~Media~

Do you watch tons of tv? I NEED MY SCV BOX!

Do you listen to the radio often? yah, I switch in on before I sleep.

Do you read the newspaper? yup.

Do you read magazines? yeah, but i'm lazy to buy them. MY MAN U MAG!

Are you a couch potato? yup, but i prefer not to be one.

Do you use the internet too much? yup. Doing this questionaire is a proof. =P

~Music~

Whats your fave style of music? RnB and ballads.

Do you play an instrument? No. I know a wee bit abt guitars and recorders though. LOL.

Do you sing? always.

What's your fave band? a1 before Paul left. Currently none.

Have you met them before? nahs.

Name 3 cds that you've bought in that last year. erm, GTA Vice City? Celebrity Mahjong? Crazy Taxi 3?

Why did you buy them? Bored, need some entertainment.

~Sport~

Whats your fave sport? Soccer!

Whats your fave sport to watch? Soccer.

Do you have a fave team of any sort? Man U. Liverpool when Glazer gets Man U relagated.

Do you play a lot of sport? yup. street soccer every friday.

~personality~

Are you funny or serious? funny. but seriously, only when the occasion suits it.

Creative or not? maybe.

Logical thinker or lateral thinker? both! =D

Are you outgoing or shy? shy. only outgoing when I need to.

Are you lazy or active? lazy. active when I need to.

Have you ever been hyperactive? yah.

Are you a naturally hyperactive person? nahs.

~Looks~

Are you happy with the way you look? I have to.

Do you wear makeup regularly? never.

~Money~

Do you have a job? not now.

Do you like it? why not? when you have an income and can spend away your free time?

Are you a saver or a spender? saver. I can help to save for YY jie too!

Do you work hard or slack off? work hard often. slack when I'm tired.

Have you ever been fired? nahs.

In trouble at work? yup.

Made a major mistake? nahs. I'm always cautious.

Ever had money stolen from you? I'm too cautious.

Are you always broke? YES. ask my mummy why. LOL.

~embarassing moments~

Your all time most embarassing moment? Nothing seems to embarassing for me. I'm always embarassing myself.

Ever snorted drink out your nose? Yep. Coke, milk, pepsi, 7-up. Everything that goes into mouth can come out from my nose.

Ever giggled like an idiot? nahs. I laugh out loud! LOL

Ever embarassed yourself and pretended nothing happened? of course, i'm always trying to hide things.

Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? my balance is too good. =P

Ever said something really stupid? of course.

Ever snorted while laughing? yep.

Ever fallen off a bed? always.

Ever sleepwalked? nahs.

Ever sleeptalked? nahs. I sleepcry.

~Memories~

Whats your best memory? my NPCC passing out parade. I had always waited for this day since I was sec 1 but until the time when we had to leave NPCC, I was so reluctant and it all seemed like it had happened too fast.

Worst? Sliding into a drain trying to pass a ball to Desmond. Sent to a hospital and couldn't play footie for 8 weeks. As a result, my knee pops all the time.

What's the weirdest memory you have? Sometimes, my dreams can happen in real life, like you dream of this last night, and it happens the next day!

Do you have a good memory? nahs.

What's the coolest holiday you remember having? So far, it must be going to Australia with my best NPCC mates + some of my best pals in class.

~Thoughts~

Ever had funny thoughts and laughed and no one understood you? Of course.

What's the first thought that comes to your head when you hear these names?

Melissa- my childhood friend.

Bob- Bo Hou! Mrs Lee given this name to him and I've been calling him that since that day. LOL

Vanessa- Mae.

Jess- That's what Aloy calls Miss Jessie Yeo.

Brian- Backstreet Boys

Charlie- and the Chocalate Factory.

Olivia- Olinda?

Drew- Nancy.

Lily- C.

Anita- Mui.

What's the first thoughts that come to your head while hearing these words?

cheese- lao shu ai cheese!

rubber- condoms.

clothes- shopping!

big- bang.

dress- girls!

jacket- cool.

polyester- organic chemistry. 1 of the 2 b4 I got in Os.

kite- go fly one.

washing- clothes.

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Phew, finally completed it. YY, are you happy now? I was doing it halfway when my comp. hanged! And I had to do it again! But like what I said, I'm a determined guy. =P

School will start on Tuesday. My timetable isn't really that hectic. But still a busy one. Hoping not to see geeks in my class and that there'll be at least 5 girls. LOL.

God, I'll miss those people i've been hanging out with since I was jobless..

So tired. Have been out for the past few days.

Match with 4e7 on Saturday. Won 6-2. I scored one! Then Bernie came to my house and became glued to GTA 3 while I slept all the all up to 6. Later, we met up with Jenna and YT to eat satay before accompanying YT back home. We walked to CP before that, but were too late to visit the KopiTiam there to eat. So I accompanied Bernie back to HG Mall before I went to Jem's house. Then Bob, Jem, and me went out to eat supper. Drank tea, and couldn't sleep the whole night. That's why we were lying there, trying to guess the songs when they were played. By the time I slept, it was already 6 a.m

I woke up at 8 a.m, staggering my way home. I just slept for 5 mins before the alarm sounded again. It was time to get changed for ice-skating with YF-jie and friends. It was Pearlin's birthday. So I crawled out of bed, looking like a zombie. The zombie missed 2 buses. Went off to meet Wicky and Edwin before starting to skate. Almost didn't skate for 2 years, so when I was on the ice, I almost fell down, but still managed to enjoy myself. YF, Winnie and Pearlin were still learning though, slipping on the sides. Wicky also down there skating at high speeds, disturbing a couple and took pictures with kids there. After he left, Mei Hua and Xin Ni joined us and I reluctantly went off to Sixth Ave to have dinner with them. Feel guilty to have YF-jie to treat me again as I was broke. THANKS A MILLION JIE! But guess she didn't really enjoy it due to gastric pains. Then had fun in the bus again taking lots of photos. Back home, I just jumped onto my bed and fell asleep. Too tired to do anything else.

Glazer has taken over Man U. Wonder what can stop him. I do hope nothing is going to happen to this club, otherwise I have to tear down my posters and that is a waste of MONEY!

YESS~! I did it! After 2 weeks and 3 hours of chionging, I finally finished Feng Yun 2! YF-jie keep me in suspense until I thought that the ending was so nice. However, a little bit of disappointment. I think she meant to say that maybe Duan Lang was controlling everything in the end. Just that I'll rather watch Di Shi Tian being the bad guy being killed in the end. Duan Lang appears to me like a fool who can't bring out the essence of a final bad guy. He has always suited roles of TRYING to be the bad guy but being controlled by the bad guy in the end. Moreover, they missed the monk, how he ended up, and what did he do in the end. I was expecting him to be the mastermind, maybe Di Shi Tian's master or something like that. So that there'll be a Feng Yun 3 before they get old. Looks like there wouldn't be a Feng Yun 3, and perhaps, Nie Feng's stupid ending expression will be etched in my heart. Thats the most inappropriate way to end a nice show. He smiled so much all throughout the show and he JUST had to do this at the end of the show. Terrible.

What's commendable in the show is the strong focus in the gruelling fates Feng & Yun had to deal with in their love life. 3 woman died for Bu Jing Yun, 2 woman fell in love with Nie Feng and there was only 1 who survived everything-Di Er Meng, whose hair looks lame in this sequel and has also lost his heart shaped scar on her face. (Alright, I'm just not satisfied with this great amount of change in her). Kinships and brotherhood were also potrayed as a touching story in the form of Huai Mie and Huai Kong. Almost tear jerking this one. Continuation of twists in the story were also vital to the plot as it wakes the viewers who may have accidentally fell asleep during LONG conversations. Ancient people are really long-winded. But hey, the twists are really shocking, one point I like about Feng Yun 2. Another of them is the use of beautiful ladies as the casts. Truly enjoyed those eye-candies. =P

Well, for Feng Yun 2, I'll give it a 3.5/5. I guess Feng Yun 1 still ranks better than Feng Yun 2.

YY-jie is right. After I finished watching it, I felt empty. Suddenly, there was nothing to do. Not only I feel empty, my stomach feels empty. Its 3.35 a.m now. Better start cooking noodles and pondering about what to do later in the afternoon. =X

Time and tide waits for no man, and 1 year has passed since my grandpa has left us. Didn't even realise that.

Woke up early and went to pray to him today at the temple that his tablet was placed in. Quite relaxing and casual. Bought breakfast for him to 'eat'. My mum has been in quite a good mood as her backstabbing colleague have been transferred out. So she thought my grandpa have been looking after her up there and bought extra food for him. LOL.

I wonder what grandpa have to say about what happened at his house last Saturday. Uncle Patrick has been so crazy these days, sticking up for his spoilt kid, that he even vented his anger on other kids. Because of this, Aunty May is refusing to come to my grandparents' house again. Lots of political issues here. But on my own opinion, I think Uncle Patrick should start disciplining his kid before he matters get worse. It seems he's giving in so much to his kid that the kid can even control him, indirectly causing a small matter to explode into one that is tie-threatening. Having a kid and being the only son doesn't give him the power to do whatever he like. Sparing the rod and spoil the child is not in fashion anymore. If everything doesn't work, then I think my mum, being the eldest sis, should start disciplining both father and son.

Back to today. So we went out for our breakfast later at a coffee shop nearby. I was almost dosing off by this time. Didn't wake up so early nowadays and always had late nights. Bad.. After having breakfast, we went to a buddhist artifacts shop. Some precious stones caught their eyes. My brother and mum bought one Hu Per each and my aunt bought a diamond. Wasn't interested though. Was busy reading those books in there.

We made a trip down to Kovan Heartland Mall to get their stones made into jewellery. However, they thought it was too expensive and decided to consider about doing it. So I went to get my stuff- some shirts and my precious Gatsby Wax. The Good Look wax caught my eye as they had a cute cartoon character showing the effect of the wax. Maybe going to try that someday. =D

Rushed to play soccer with Ken, CZ, Bob, RL, Aw Yong and Jeremy. The weather made the session dull. Therefore, we only played 15 goals before we left. Jeremy went to my house to have a drink. Later we cut Crazy Taxi, and experience counts la, I could control my fingers better than him and thus won him by around $5000. WAHAHA~

He left and I slept, until now.

Alright, I'm at disc 27 of Feng Yun 2. 1 MORE DISC TO GO! I can finally discuss with YF jie about the ending liao. She's always keeping mum about the ending just to keep me in suspense. BUT I CAN'T STAND IT! After today I can talk to her about it liao. YES. GO GO GO!

To Jenna, cheer up! Things aren't as bad as you think. Just focus on doing well in your exams first. Aim short before you aim long. If you can't even jump over this hurdle, then forget about any other hurdles. However, there're so many springboards helping you, your mum, me and many other people out there. You must be blind or dumb if you refuse to use them and just run into the hurdle.

To any others I know having exams, all the best too.

and to YY jie, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IS XI HUAN! If I knew how to explain it, I will be god le. Sound coming out when you knock your head is also very normal. Yes, an empty vessel makes the most noise, but a blockhead makes none.

WHEES~ ._.

I hate myself for loving you.