This week is a really suay week for me. Tio shoot back and fall sick.

Experts say, Oreos can make rejectees feel better. So I decided to try it. I sat there and thought about it. Actually most people do not know how amazing Oreos works. So I will be kind and guide them along.

OREOS!



Ok. So I presume people should know the slogan of Oreos, the Twist, Lick, Dunk thing. Of course, there are different combinations and permutations of these 3 moves. Today we'll concentrate on one of the 3 moves, the Dunk part.

Dunk(dngk)
v. dunked, dunk·ing, dunks
v. tr.

1.To plunge into liquid; immerse. See Synonyms at dip.
2.To dip (food) into a liquid food, such as a beverage or sauce, prior to eating.
3.Basketball. To slam (a ball) through the basket from above.
(WHY THE HELL WOULD WE SLAM OUR PRECIOUS OREO INTO A BASKET?!)

In Oreo language, we shouldn't confuse dip with dunk. Dunk is dunk, dip is dip. When we dunk, we would drop the WHOLE oreo into the liquid, which in this case, is milk. (which asshole would dunk it into plain water or worse, coke?)


And here we go. We start dunking our oreo into the milk.

Into the milk the Oreo goes..


Make sure the whole piece of Oreo gets in contact with the milk. If done correctly, the design of the Oreo should show up in white and the word OREO should be very visible as seen below.

Alright, timing is important here. The Oreo will begin to submerge into the milk like a submarine. Effervescence will be observed here..

..wait until it completely submerge into the milk..

Now, that's what people are clueless about - the right time to take the Oreo out.

If we should take out the oreo too fast..

Wrong. Oreo is still too hard.




that would be as good as dipping the oreo into the milk. Oreo-lovers hate dippers. Dippers are considered cowards and are snubbed upon. In 2001, there was even the Kyoreo Protocol to stop dippers from spreading the harmful effects of dipping.

However, if we sink the oreo into the milk and go take a pee before coming back to take it up..

Wrong. Fudged-up Oreo.

well, although there is no steps to stop this, I'm sure you still wouldn't want this.

This is the tricky part. There is actually a formula to calculate the time we have to wait before taking the Oreo out.

Time taken (in seconds)= Area of Oreo/Height of Milk


The area of an Oreo is pi x (4.30)^2 = 58.0 cm^2. The optimum height of milk used should be around 5 cm tall. Therefore..

Time taken (in seconds)= 58/5

= 11.6 seconds


Note: Time starts when the whole Oreo goes in contact with the milk.

..and we should get this!

Correct!




This gives the Oreo an 'ice-cream effect'. The oreo seems to be melting, but it will melt in your mouth, not in your hand!

Of course, the effect will vary with the amount of strength you put on the Oreo and several other factors. Due to experimental errors, the time have been rounded off to 10 seconds.

No more frustration from fudged(fucked)-up Oreos when dunking them! Isn't this wonderful?













Disclaimer: The information stated above is true only if you believe it is true.