The year is 2099. The Poo Republic has broken off from the Tehs over a recipe which combines Poo with Teh. Both were in conflict over what it should be named. The Poo Republic wanted it to be named POOteh while the Tehs wanted it to be named pooTEH. In the end, the Poo Republic waged a war on the Tehs, vowing to throw all the Tehs into the sai keng.

The Deathpoo lands on Planet Tehooine. Announces Darth Will he then..

Darth Will: (HEEEE HOOOOO) TEH, JIAT SAI BA!

Deathpoo's door opens. Out on the ground the stormpoopers march out. 1 million stormpoopers there is.

'ALL HAIL OUR MASTER'

Darth Will: Wa eh kia, ATTACK ARH~

Stormpoopers: Yes, my Lord (Advances forward.)

The Tehs shock tio liao. They didn't anticipate this attack. But, came out a self-proclaimed brave zha bor..

redTEH: ni men bu yao pa! wo PROTECT ni men!

redTEH sibei tulan liao..

TEHs: ok! ni qu lor! BYE BYE!

Too bad, redTEH noob la, don't know that TEH special power is Pang teh people mah. So left her alone to fend for herself.

redTEH: wo bu hui pa ni men de!

-Out pops up Darth Will's daughter, Padme Poo-

kua si mi kua?

Padme Poo: aiyah papa, this redTEH so kacang puteh, I settle for you la!

Darth Will: (HEEEE HOOOO)...

Before Darth Will could say anything, Padme Poo had unleashed one of the most feared Poodi move, Poopie Blast.

redTEH: WA SI LIAO!

..and so, redTEH was the first teh thrown into the sai keng. Darth Will bey gam. He swear that he'll find out the whereabouts of other teh and throw them ALL into the sai keng.

-TO BE CONTINUED-